Operation! NES Edition

This article is a satirical and not-at-all-serious recount of how a quack video game console surgeon replaced the faulty 72-pin connector on her aging original NES console. Fellow console surgeons who actually want to preform the procedure themselves are advised to consult an actual guide located elsewhere on the internet.

The Diagnosis

I had met the patient at a flea market in the summer of 2015. At the time, he appeared to be in good health and even had his original packaging. Not only that he also came with Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt and one of those classic flashy light guns. The NES era was a generation before my time and I know there are many classic games I missed out on from those glory days of gaming. I decided I’d give the old guy a new home, and I also picked up the original two Zelda games along with him. When I brought him home, however, his hidden illness was quickly revealed…

After carefully hooking him up to my modern day TV, and gently loading my first NES came into the slot, I happily turned the venerable console on. I was immediately concerned when the only thing on my TV was an ominous blinky blue screen. After frantically trying another game, and desperately trying the time-honored ‘blow on the cartridge’ technique, I had to accept the patient’s chronic condition. I know it’s a common affliction and a cursed disease among his kind: his aging 72 Pin Connector had failed, and he needed a transplant if I wanted to play those gems from that era.

The patient was confined back to his original box until I found a suitable replacement part online. This busy surgeon finally made enough time to perform the delicate operation a year later.

The Procedure

Disclaimer: Don’t take electronic things apart if you don’t know what you are doing! You could damage them beyond repair, or possibly even hurt yourself.  I have a background in electronics so I like to consider myself a professional, who sort of knows what she’s doing. Well, at the very least, the big capacitor didn’t shock me, and nothing blew up when I plugged it in after.

Step 1 – I flipped the old guy over and removed all of the outer casing screws with a plain Phillips screw driver.

Step 2 – Flipped the patient back over, and pulled off the top of the console. So far so good! No flat lining or cursing from the surgeon yet. I removed several screws around the big heat sink.

Step 3 – Removed the 6 screws holding the critical cartridge loader mechanism thingy. We’re getting close to the vital organs here now… After removing the screws, and NOT losing them, I slid the whole housing unit towards me to remove it.

Step 4 – Removed two more screws so that I could take out the patient’s entire nerve center. The surgeon seriously made sure to keep the screws in a safe location, to prevent confusion when it’s time to seal him back up.

Step 5 – I gently picked up the motherboard, and slid off the back heat sink. The patient’s worn out 72 pin connector slid off easily, with minor pressure. The new one slipped on with no issues. Too easy! No soldering or anything required.

Step 6 – The patient was put back together with relatively minor difficulties. I had to carefully disconnect some of the wire assemblies to get the back heat sink back on properly. It should be noted that it is much easier to slide the cartridge mechanism back on before putting the motherboard back in place…

The Prognosis

The transplant appeared to be successful. The patient was quickly carted off to my TV and carefully hooked up. I slid in a cartridge and cautiously pressed the power button. Nothing exploded so then I turned my TV on… The moment of truth!

The procedure was a resounding success! The patient has been cured of his common affliction. No more blinky blue screen, or hopeless blowing on cartridges from a sad gamer.

Surgeon’s Note: A small side effect was noticed in the days prior to the procedure. It appears the cheap replacement connector has a minor problem... Game Cartridges get stuck in the system since the spacing is a bit off. Not a huge deal, but I don’t like having to rip games out of a fragile old console with a lot of force, you know? Let this be a warning to fellow console surgeons. Take care and make sure you buy the right part. There are a lot of knock off products available in the shady 72 pin connector black market known as eBay.

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  1. If only the knowledge of how to diagnose and easily fix the most common problems with those old NES consoles was as readily available back when I was a kid and our family went through a couple of them. It’s been pretty tempting to buy an NES from my local game store and pick up some older games that I’d like the chance to play again, especially now that I can just do a quick search on the internet if I need to do some cleaning or minor repairs.

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    1. It’s surprising how easy the whole process was. Sounds like the NES got lots of love in your house and that’s awesome. Hope you can pick one up someday. The NES is like a cool piece of gaming history to own now, too.

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